Nutty: The Last Blogbender

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

amy-face replied to your post: I WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY LAPTOP WHILE MY…

OH GOD IM SORRY

I DON’T KNOW WHETHER I’M LAUGHING OR CRYING ANYMORE

I WAS SITTING ON THE COUCH WITH MY LAPTOP WHILE MY (RELIGIOUS) MOTHER WAS WATCHING BEN-HUR AND I SCROLLED DOWN TO THIS POST AND STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY DURING JESUS’S CRUCIFIXION SCENE, HELELPP

remusslupin:

consultingtimelordsofbelair:

llwlyn:

*tour guide voice* and if you look to your left, you can see the entire Doctor Who fandom collapsing in on itself

*tour guide voice* and if you look to the right, you can see all the Europeans on tumblr going insane over Eurovision 

*tour guide voice* and if you would please sign this petition to save tumblr from the evil clutches of yahoo before you leave the premises, thank you

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arthur-christmas-claus:

And they weren’t even the same species.

“But it’s not natural!”

“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”

“But now their child will be gay.”

“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”

“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”

Respected king.

Loved father.

I rest my case.

And just for the hell of it…

You can be a homo too!

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oldmanravenwood:

remember when ginny weasley turned down the offer of going to the dance with harry(the boy she’d been crushing on for years) so that she could stay loyal to her date with neville and then completely called ron and harry out on their shit when they started making fun of neville good times good times

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